Where’s all the Prince Harry dating gossip?

I haven’t heard any dating gossip about Prince Harry in the longest while. This is both filling me with relief and stress. I loathe the royals and everything they stand for; inherited positions, nepotism and state funded luxury.


Prince Harry


The thing with Prince Harry is he is such a good source of tabloid gossip. He just exudes public intrigue and mystery. I think he may be the only ginger in this country that appears that way. The next most famous gingers that I can think of surely don’t. The ones that spring to mind are the bloke that plays Ron Weasley, the rest of the Weasley family and that bloke from the Great British Bake Off 2016, Andrew. Everyone in my house wanted Andrew to win that show.


Rupert Grint


Anyway, I care about him so little that I ain’t even gonna Google him. I just want my Prince Harry information to be so unavoidable, just slap bang in my face. To be honest, that’s how I find out most of my gossip. It just shit I hear whilst bopping about in the world. I don’t remember the last time I looked up the Kardashians. I actually have no recollection of ever doing that.


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