It happened. We can now all die happy. Life has reached peak. It cannot get any better. The maximum pleasure level is amongst us. Pippa Middleton is married. The magical man who took her dating, up until marriage was James Matthews, big brother of Spencer from Made in Chelsea fame, that big old pile of shite.
The Royal Box
It was of course, the wedding of the century. Okay, lets be real, no it wasn’t. That title belongs to literally anyone else. Anyway, Pippa’s dating career has been extensively followed and documented by this blog. She has excited me with her dating life, looking at all the posh toffs she picked up along the way. All the men she has dragged into the Royal Box at Wimbledon.
I don’t mean to be the definition of a ‘bad’ feminist and highlight she might still be a bit miffed she wasn’t the Middleton sister to bag herself a one way ticket into the Royal Family?
Right now, I’m just hoping and praying that in this wedding’s wake there is a increase in fan fiction of Harry and Pippa having a secret affair. This is a free idea and I won’t claim commission on it.
A few months ago, I wrote a piece casting my doubts on rumors regarding a secret romance between Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton. It was clearly a big pile of stinking shit. It was the Daily Mail, or some other dead end rag, on a mad one fantasy. It was dumping out every fan fiction cliché. It was laden with tales of secret meet ups in hotels and the like. It was so ridiculous. It was just so maddening that someone got paid to write it… The cheek of that being someone’s job…
Well, anyway, because your gal is always right, I am here to say, she’s is engaged. She is not engaged to a ginger who loves to dress up in Nazi uniform and be lied to about his paternity but rather James Matthews.
Matthews is the older brother of Made In Chelsea star Spencer, who, again, is someone I have no time for, that whole show I have no time for. I am the target audience of that show; young, female, posh and so on and I just cannot deal with it. It’s just a lot of blinking and eating brunch; two of my favourite past times. It’s just boring. There’s nothing to get me hooked, surprisingly. That’s all you need to know. He’s posh and is banging Pips.
Millie Mackintosh and Professor Green are engaged! The couple took to their respective Twitter pages and announced the happy news. I do have to say the blinder he popped the question with was very impressive.
The couple has been dating for a little over a year. Their difference in class has never appeared to be a issue. Pro Green AKA Stephen Manderson was born and raised in the East London borough of Hackney. Millie had a upbringing on the other side of our bonny nation’s capital. He did refuse to appear regularly on her hit show Made In Chelsea. However we feel that was more for his image rather than his principles. He did one quick cameo, dropping Millie off at pajama party.
All did not warmly receive the news. Spencer Matthew, fellow star of Made In Chelsea reported something negative and Pro Green was quick to respond via Twitter. He remarked that Spencer was vile and should mind his own business. Perhaps that is impossible while being in the limelight? We all know how tempting it is to grab your phone and punch out a Tweet. Maybe Spencer wanted a rise out everyone involved? Anyway you can’t love everyone.
How do you turn to for love advice? Me? Your mum? Your friends? None of those? Well if you are looking for a fresh perspective on love and dating you are in luck, boys and girls. Spencer Mathews from Made in Chelsea is coming out with a book on his views on the very constantly contemporary subject. This news isn’t something that has sparked major interest in the industry. Spencer’s mantra with dating has seemed to be quantity over quality. He has had limited success.
Spencer is currently dating his reality television costar Louise Thompson. They have dated on and off for a few years now. On the show the others on the show are always calling him out for being a bad boyfriend. Before reuniting with Louise, Spencer appeared on the Channel Five show The Bachelor. His relationship with the winner, Khloe was extremely short lived. Prior to this, he pinned after Caggie Dunlop, also of Made in Chelsea fame. She left the show in order to pursue a music career. By the way, we are all waiting for that hit single, Cags.
Well anyway, the dating world can now rejoice and be a better place because of Spencer Mathews
The Bachelor proves again that it does not guarantee true love yet again. Winner Khloe Evans was spotted making out with The Only Way Is Essex star Tom Pearce on a wild night out in Essex. Spencer Mathews was nowhere to be seen! The Made In Chelsea star tried his luck in love and dating on the Channel Five show and picked Khole to be his answer to fixing his singleton status. He has disappeared from the spotlight post his stint on both television programmes.
This is unfortunate because Spencer has been very unsuccessful in a lot of his bids to win his true love. He very publicly declared his love for friend and ex co star Caggie Dunlop. Their lust for each other quickly fizzled out. He then tried competing for the attention with his best friend Jamie Laing for Louise Thompson. They finally got together while on holiday in Dubai. They could not manage dating after a few episodes.
Good luck to Spencer to finding his new lucky girl. Let’s hope it gets posted all over the internet so we can keep updated with his prowlness over London society’s finest women. Or maybe he’ll go down a few social groups?