There is some dated dating news coming your way. Apparently, Bella Thorne and Scott Disick are some weird, perverted couple. They have been spotted canoodling in a very gross way. It is this way because she is a child, and he is a adult, with three children.
To those without small children, or whatever, Bella is a ex Disney Channel starlet. I’ve not got the foggiest idea who she is. She is the Miley Cyrus for girls about seven years younger than me. Her dating life is a expose of preteen Hollywood lust targets. These men’s names are irrelevant to me, and my life. I value myself so I don’t bother to look them up, forget remembering them.
Scott is Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy. In addition, he is a professional hot mess. His dating habits have been getting him in hot water with his weird, extended family. He has justification for being a hot mess, both his parents died, quite near of each other. Please note, I refuse to watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians because him and Kourtney are no longer an item. This is actually a blessing in disguise. The Kardashians fall from grace, in my eyes, has allowed me to rediscover The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills/New York City.
Judging by pictures that recently circulated the internet, Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian are no longer dating. Scott was pictured getting close with a leggy model, in what looked like Las Vegas or some other trashy location. However, I was too shocked to remember where it was. WHY SCOTT WHY? YOU WILL NEVER DO BETTER THAN DATING KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN. She is so fire, you’ll only find garbage when you place them in comparison.
There has been no comment from the Kardashian camp, however, Kourt has shown some salty behaviour with a couple of Instagram posts. IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY A KARDASHIAN GETS A POINT OUT? Apart from their stupid apps of course. Why anyone would part with their money to have access to their lives. Their lives are everywhere, not a product I feel the need to buy as it’s constantly being given away for free.
However, will K go back to dating our favourite hot mess of a human being, Justin Bieber? That must have been her midlife crisis. Seriously, he is as thick as a plank. Our girl Kourt has been to college and has a degree god dammit. Only time will tell, innit?
Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian are so totally an item, and perhaps, never even broke up! Kris Jenner is a minx and would conjure up that story line to break all our reality television addict minds. She’s a witch, with cunning like no other. Plus, it was lagging behind and we needed to humanise Kourt a bit.
Personally, I think she was the best Kardashian, but I never hold the majority opinion. They’ve been together forever. You just can’t break up with someone like Scott. His parents died, and then he went off the rails.
The rumours that she was shagging Justin Bieber was just KJ just fucking with us. She loves a little scandal, even if they’re not real and, espically if she can make a quick buck off them. She is a manipulative genius and I love her. She’s thoroughly mad and extreme, but boy does she produce excellent television. We should all worship at her feet. Without her, what we watch when we were hungover as fuck? David Attenborough? Nah, that’s too much colour for our dehydrated minds to cope with.
Despite their relationship having their ups and downs, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have truly fashioned their own perfect little family. The pair have created two magical bundles of joy. The oldest Mason Dash Disick was born in 2009 and their newest addition to the family Penelope Scotland Disick was born in late 2012.
They were recently spotted on a family excursion to the park. Scott and Kourtney both helped their little ones play on the climbing frame and swings. This displays that a bad dating relationship can be solved. Scott and Kourtney have overcome cheating speculations and a drinking problem.
Their union and their love for expansion has trickled down through the rest of the Kardashian clan. Little sister Kim is expecting her first child with rapper Kanye West in the summer. This is something that the Hollywood socialite has wanted for a long time. She wanted to have children so badly she convinced herself that she was in love with basketball player Kris Humphries. They married in September 2011. They were married for only 77 days before Kim K filed for divorce. Their divorce proceedings are still ongoing as a settlement has not been reached.