William or Harry – who’d you rather go dating with?

Now, forget that these two men are completely off the market (but let’s be real, their father had the worst kept secret affair of the latter half of the twentieth century), but would you rather have a dating experience with; Prince William or Prince Harry?

 

 

Yes, this question is a bit 2002, for my real liking, but it is always fun to pit the two royals against each other. I think this question is a bit dated, because everyone would rather be dating Harry as opposed to William. Here me out, I cry, as you turn away from the page. In my opinion, neither are particularly desirable.  William has no hair, and the hair Harry has is ginger.

 

 

Dating Pitfalls

But, I’m a shallow bitch, who determines a man’s hotness by his hair. I’m quite picky about the small details. However, I’m not unaware of my pitfalls. And I understand this why there’s no one interested in putting their hat in the ring to go dating with me.

I actually don’t want either of them, and support that you do too. They are seemingly in committed relationships. One (you figure out for yourself) is married to the human equivalent of a plank of wood. And the other has today’s next president. There’s no dating possibility here at all.

Daphne X

 

 

Matchmaker Daphne Is Here!

I have had the best idea. Do you want to hear it? If so please keep reading this dating sites blog. Well here it is…

 

NORTH WEST AND HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCE GEORGE WINDSOR OF CAMBRIDGE SHOULD TOTALLY GET MARRIED! I mean they are both around the same age and both understand living unfairly in the limelight due to having famous parents. They both have parents that severely divide opinion.

 

Kate Middleton and Baby Prince George

 

Due to baby mania going on, people like BBC Royal Editor Nicholas Witchall are always banging on about the monarchy getting modernized. I really don’t see anything more modern than the ghetto fab princess of America joining the British royal court. I mean lets look at her pedigree for starters. Her mother is Kim Kardashian and her father is Kanye West. They are connected to severe royalty like Beyoncé and Jay Z. Think of the happiness it would bring to the American people. IMAGINE THE DOLLAR SIGNS IN KRIS JENNER’S EYES FOR THAT UNION!

 

Kim Kardashian and Baby North West

 

Well if that relationship doesn’t work, George could always be matched with Blue Ivy Carter or Penelope Disick. Let’s not box the wee bubba in. I mean the dude is only a few days old.

 

Daphne X

 

Pippa Middleton is making bad dating choices, again!

Our favourite person to randomly rag on is back! Her older sister, The Duchess (or Duchie, whatever you prefer. I’m not really bovvered) has warned her about her new boyfriend James Matthews.

 

Pippa Middleton

 

Can poor Pippa catch a break? I mean it’s not her fault her sister out does her all the time? I mean Kate wins all the competitions. She is the most posh (HELLO SHE HAS A TITLE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!) and let’s be honest she is the prettier one. I mean, she was dating, now married the sexiest prince (apart from Harry, but then she wouldn’t get a big ol’ posh wedding and potentially be Queen soon).

 

Prince Harry

 

However, one argument in Pippa’s favour is that her man has hair. Prince William can’t really claim to have a full head of hair now can he? She also has a nicer arse. However how far can that get a girl? Well, actually quite far but not in Pippa’s circles. She has Tatler worthy parties to be invited to. I mean she can’t be seen to be using her body commercially in an overtly sexual manner and still have Christmas dinner with Lizzie! One must be dignified to be in that family. Unless you’re Harry…

Daphne X

 

William and Kate a Royal Affair

William and Kate are rumoured to have a crazy sporty dating life. Speculations include playing miniature golf with little brother Harry. Harry is rumoured to be a bad sport when Kate gets her holes in ones during play. Though it is all in Windsor family good fun. It never gets too dramatic. They always make up and enjoy an ice cream float afterwards. Harry is rumoured to love a cheeky bit of rum in his.

 

Kate Middleton

 

Wills and Kate enjoyed hitting up British sporting events this summer such as the Olympics, Queens and Wimbledon tennis tournaments. Maybe you and your other half should spectate at local sports events. Watch your local pub football team and have great dating experiences just like the nation’s favourite royal couple. Who would not like to emulate them? Dating is made to look so effortless by these two beautiful fools.

 

Prince William

 

The couple had been dating since attending St Andrew’s university and have been married for a little over a year and still look sporty and fit. Their union was made legal in April 2011 and was witnessed by over 2 billion people. They smushed thousands of their closest friends and diplomats into Westminster Abbey, the same place William’s mother Diana’s funeral was held in. A little awkward no? Anyway let’s play a little bit of croquet?

Daphne X