Prince Andrew secretly dating Kylie Minogue!

Oh my days, I literally just found out about this, and I’m HORRIFIED! Queen Kylie, may she reign forever is rumored to be dating none other than Prince Andrew. Prince Andrew? Wouldn’t you rather be dating a tempura eel, love? Ew, how disgusting. I mean, at least with tempura eel, you can eat it. Eating Prince Andrew would be both horrible and illegal. I just cannot be dealing with the images in my head.

 

Prince Andrew

 

Gross Old Men

This just advances any and all theories about gross old men getting to go out with cute ladies. Kylie is so darling and he is so gross. Urgh, he is just THE WORST! I cannot cope with this horrifying dating news. I just cannot. It’s too much. No, I’m a good person and I didn’t need this news to land in my inbox. Why, oh why? This job is taking its toll. Help me. I’m sorry I had to darken your day with it, I just needed to get it out.

 

Kylie Minogue

 

I wonder what the Queen thinks… I cannot imagine she’s so excited to have the the princess of pop as a potential real life princess? She could barely handle Kate, whose father had a £90,000 school fee bill per year.

Daphne X

 

 

Hallelujah For Halle

Wedding bells are going to be ringing throughout the glam Hollywood Hills sooner than later again! Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez after a year of dating have announced their engagement.

 

Halle Berry

 

Halle was spotted bopping around with a whopping ring made of diamonds and emeralds. The pair decided to solidify their relationship after dating since 2010. They met on the set of upcoming film Dark Tide. Both have had a A-list dating past. Halle has a child with model Gabriel Aubry. Olivier supported Kylie Mingoue through breast cancer in 2006 when he and the Aussie singer were dating.

 

Olivier Martinez

 

Although due to a rough past in dating and marriage Halle is ready to give it another go. She faced things like severe domestic abuse and depression that lead to an attempt of suicide. Here is to hoping that this is Halle’s last marriage because it is a happy loving one that does not ever end.

 

Daphne X