Kylie Jenner is moving on!

It is another installment of news from the Kardashian-Jenner family. According to activity all over social media, it can be rationally concluded that Kylie Jenner and Tyga are dunzo, finished and no longer dating. Now, lets be real. How long this split will last is anyone’s guess. They are not ones to be finite with their dating decision making. They’ve done this before.




Top class idiot

It wouldn’t even be so far foolish to suggest, that it might be for publicity. However, that probably is not the case. Kylie is one busy, and let’s face it, hot specimen of a human being. She’s got her make up empire, which I refuse to buy because, she is additionally, a top class fucking idiot. She just does things all the time that just make me want to not be associated with her. My lips are too precious for her gunk.


Kylie Jenner


Now, this is not say she doesn’t deserve a happy dating life. She may be everything wrong with the world, but she doesn’t need to be miserable. I’m not here to dictate how people live their life. I just like to point them in the right direction. I’m sad when they don’t listen, but hey! I’m only human!

Daphne X


Kylie Jenner dating the hottest

I’ve reached a certain point in my life, where the young celebrities of the moment are all younger than me. This is not okay. I’m not old. I’m not old, in the slightest manner. I can vote and the like, but I’m not a grandmother or anything. I’ve got a functioning body and I’ve never had to go to work for more than a summer.


Kylie Jenner


But, there is this unsettling realisation that all these young hot things are all younger than me. There is Kylie Jenner, for example. She is, by far, the biggest and the shiniest personification of this problem. She is 19, goes dating with the hottest, owns various homes, a few flash cars and a make up line. However, one thing she has I’m the most jealous of, her dog pack. She has the cutest collection of doggies! I bet she doesn’t pick up their poo!


Kylie Jenner and dogs


There’s also Bella and Gigi Hadid, Bella Thorn, and Zendaya, to name a few. However, raging about it is silly. I have no choice but to get older. However, I’m comforted by the fact, that they do too.


The beef is over in the Kardashian-Jenner clan!

Rob Kardashian and his sisters have made up! However, there was doubt that they ever fell out in the first place. You see, Rob started going out with this lady Blac Chyna. His sister, Kim was best friends with her, but then Kylie started going out with Tyga, also known as the father of Blac’s baby, so Kim, out of respect stopped being friends with her. Rob did not abide by this rule, because it’s a dumb rule.


Rob Kardashian


Again, not meaning to past judgement, but has this woman killed someone? No, she just once thought it be nice to have a family. That family fell apart, for whatever reason, probably for the best and then she decided to move on. It’s not his fault that Tyga dates children who don’t have the maturity to deal with situations such as these. Surely, Tyga and Blac need to see each other for the sake of the child? Or does Tyga feel reluctant to see his own biological kid because he’s found another one in the shape of Ms Kylie Jenner?


Kim Kardashian


Sorry for the bitchy tone and honestly, I don’t care that much, but this my two cents on the matter. It needed to be said, and published on the world wide web.


Kylie Jenner and Tyga’s relationship is so weird

This sentiment may be too often repeated, but am I the only person around here that finds Kylie and Tyga’s relationship so weird?


Kylie Jenner


The strangest thing I find about it is how okay it is with her mother. Kris Jenner is someone well known for her ability to create fame out of anything; a sex tape, a crap song or a banana. She is a magician. Perhaps she loves that this relationship is a platform for more fame.

However, he wrote a song called Rack City and if I went out with someone who wrote the lyrics to this song, my whole family would buss me up. Like, doesn’t her mothering role kick in at any point? I’m not telling her how to be, but merely trying to understand her thought process.




I suppose Kylie is 18 and therefore does have the right to do whatever she wants with whomever she wants. However they did start to go out when she was 17, an actual child. I know you can’t stop, but she seems okay.

However we’ll never really know any of the Kardashian-Jenner’s actual opinions. That would make them more human than they want to appear.


Kylie Jenner and Jaden Smith still dating

Kylie Jenner and Jaden Smith are apparently going strong! This is despite their high profile families and the stress that entails with their sort of blood. The pair were spotted strolling down the street recently looking very much in love. They have lasted a long time compared to other dating teenagers. I WONDER IF THEY ARE OFFICALLY GOING STEADY.


Kylie Jenner


However maybe their mutual understanding of being given fame as a birthright unites them and makes their love stronger. Kylie is the youngest in the Kardashian-Jenner clan therefore has been on our television screens since her childhood. She has watched her four older sisters being propelled into the spotlight one by one by their crazy and scary momager Kris Jenner. Jaden is the son of Will Smith and Jada Pinket Smith, who have not been shy in letting their children become superstars in their own right.


Jaden Smith


Perhaps their dating relationship has managed to survive due to Kylie’s home troubles. Her parents are rumored to be filing for divorce despite the constant denials from both camps. This is definitely worse than Charles and Diana divorce because America needs a royal family. The Kardashian Jenner family are America’s royal family, minus the class, the titles and the clear consonants.


Daphne X


Dating hits and misses in the Jenner family

Kendall Jenner has apparently been dating her high school sweetheart for over a year now. The pair were spotted on a private Malibu beach on the 4th of July with her dad Bruce Jenner, the Olympic gold medalist as he taught them how to surf. The 17 year old’s boyfriend is reported to be a old school friend, now a student at the University of Nevada.


Kendell Jenner


Kendall’s 15 year old sister was also seen on that beach with a rumored flame. Kylie Jenner is thought to be seeing Jaden Smith, 14. They walked hand in hand at a Calabasas movie theatre before seeing World War Z.


Kylie Jenner


At least there is some loving going on the Jenner family. Bruce is staying at his Malibu home to take a break with his marriage from his wife and mother of Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Rob, Kendall and Kylie, his step and biological children. The couple are reported to be on the rocks despite having over 20 years of marriage under their belt. However, all parties involved in this discussion have stridently denied these reports. We truly do hope they manage to resolve their issues. WHAT WOULD WE WATCH WHEN ARE HUNGOVER ANYWAY?


Daphne X