I have had the best idea. Do you want to hear it? If so please keep reading this dating sites blog. Well here it is…
NORTH WEST AND HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCE GEORGE WINDSOR OF CAMBRIDGE SHOULD TOTALLY GET MARRIED! I mean they are both around the same age and both understand living unfairly in the limelight due to having famous parents. They both have parents that severely divide opinion.
Due to baby mania going on, people like BBC Royal Editor Nicholas Witchall are always banging on about the monarchy getting modernized. I really don’t see anything more modern than the ghetto fab princess of America joining the British royal court. I mean lets look at her pedigree for starters. Her mother is Kim Kardashian and her father is Kanye West. They are connected to severe royalty like Beyoncé and Jay Z. Think of the happiness it would bring to the American people. IMAGINE THE DOLLAR SIGNS IN KRIS JENNER’S EYES FOR THAT UNION!
Well if that relationship doesn’t work, George could always be matched with Blue Ivy Carter or Penelope Disick. Let’s not box the wee bubba in. I mean the dude is only a few days old.
Our favourite person to randomly rag on is back! Her older sister, The Duchess (or Duchie, whatever you prefer. I’m not really bovvered) has warned her about her new boyfriend James Matthews.
Can poor Pippa catch a break? I mean it’s not her fault her sister out does her all the time? I mean Kate wins all the competitions. She is the most posh (HELLO SHE HAS A TITLE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!) and let’s be honest she is the prettier one. I mean, she was dating, now married the sexiest prince (apart from Harry, but then she wouldn’t get a big ol’ posh wedding and potentially be Queen soon).
However, one argument in Pippa’s favour is that her man has hair. Prince William can’t really claim to have a full head of hair now can he? She also has a nicer arse. However how far can that get a girl? Well, actually quite far but not in Pippa’s circles. She has Tatler worthy parties to be invited to. I mean she can’t be seen to be using her body commercially in an overtly sexual manner and still have Christmas dinner with Lizzie! One must be dignified to be in that family. Unless you’re Harry…
William and Kate are rumoured to have a crazy sporty dating life. Speculations include playing miniature golf with little brother Harry. Harry is rumoured to be a bad sport when Kate gets her holes in ones during play. Though it is all in Windsor family good fun. It never gets too dramatic. They always make up and enjoy an ice cream float afterwards. Harry is rumoured to love a cheeky bit of rum in his.
Wills and Kate enjoyed hitting up British sporting events this summer such as the Olympics, Queens and Wimbledon tennis tournaments. Maybe you and your other half should spectate at local sports events. Watch your local pub football team and have great dating experiences just like the nation’s favourite royal couple. Who would not like to emulate them? Dating is made to look so effortless by these two beautiful fools.
The couple had been dating since attending St Andrew’s university and have been married for a little over a year and still look sporty and fit. Their union was made legal in April 2011 and was witnessed by over 2 billion people. They smushed thousands of their closest friends and diplomats into Westminster Abbey, the same place William’s mother Diana’s funeral was held in. A little awkward no? Anyway let’s play a little bit of croquet?