An Amber Heard Update

The other day, I had a discussion with this girl and her mum about Amber Heard. They were unsure of the validity of her domestic violence claims. I SHUT THOSE JOKERS DOWN! Johnny Depp fan girls and boys don’t come at me. YOU WILL GET CUT! I firmly, and politely, reminded her that she was not there and doesn’t know Amber nor Johnny. Plus, she donated all her settlement to a domestic abuse charity.


Elon Musk


Complicated Dating

Soooooooo, she’s a boss lady. Sometimes the person you’re dating/married to can become a violent basket case. PEOPLE ARE COMPLICATED, Y’ALL. THIS MAKES DATING VERY COMPLICATED. This is because dating is activity exclusively carried out by humans. And before all you animal activists get on my case, show me a dog taking his dog lady to a cinema to see the anniversary showing of Love, Actually, and then I’ll retract my statement.


Amber Heard


Anyway, this conversation, or verbal beat down was fun and I thought you would all appreciate it. This website is very pro Amber Heard. Particularly in the dating arena. It turns out she is dating Elon Musk. He’s mad rich and mad smart. You go girl. May the dating force be with you.

Daphne X


Is Amber Heard moving on?

Amber Heard, ex wife of alleged wife beater Johnny Depp, has revealed she has been striking up a friendship with car man Elon Musk. This has therefore prompted questions that the pair are now dating. This would be a nice break for Amber who recently was married to what looks like the smelliest man in Hollywood. Depp seems to be The Worst, even without the rumors of domestic violence, because he looks like he never wears deodorant. YOU KNOW YOU CAN GET ORGANIC, VEGAN GUBBINS TO STICK UNDER YOUR PITS, YOU BIG OLD HIPPY!


Amber Heard


Gold Digging

Anyway, if Amber was dating Elon, she not only would’ve found herself a clean looking man, but one with better financial prospects. Now, I’m not implying she’s a gold digger. I’m just merely pointing out that a man with money is evolutionary more attractive. WHY ON EARTH WOULD ALL THOSE LADIES WANT TO SHAG HUGH HEFNER? HH is a the human embodiment of a raisin. He is a dried up grape of a man.


Johnny Depp


Anyway, whatever those two are doing together, dating or being platonic, I hope they are happy. They are both seemingly two of the least stressful people in Hollywood. I mean, they’re no Justin Bieber.

Daphne X



Has Amber Heard found new love?

Amber Heard is rumoured to have found a new love in her life. The starlet has been spotted with Elon Musk, the inventor of the Tesla car and other ground breaking concepts. They are said to be taking it slow and that he has been a great source of support for the actress and model.


Amber Heard


Heard is currently going through a divorce from Hollywood veteran and legend Johnny Depp. Back in the beginning of summer, it was announced they were separating. Heard filed for a restraining order against Depp. This was because she accused him of being violent towards her. Her claim of domestic abuse was met with wild opposition from very vocal people. Examples of these coming out to defend Depp included Vanessa Paradis, his ex partner and mother of his two children. The model and singer was horrified at the thought of her darling dear being abusive towards women. Divorce proceedings are being held up by many factors. It’s looking like its going to be a long slog.


Elon Musk


However, whatever is happening, its good Amber has found something to entertain herself with. I salute her and believe her. Why would anyone lie about it and be bothered to go through international scorn? Maybe, it’d get her money but I just cannot think anyone would want to be target of such hate.


Stop discrediting Amber Heard!

Right, I may be a little behind on this whole situation, but it enrages me. Stop discrediting Amber Heard because you fancy Johnny Depp. There is no reason for you to be so passionate. I’m not even using the whole “innocent until proven guilty” thing that people scream every time you talk about ongoing court trial proceeds.


Amber Heard


All those people coming out of the cracks; his friends, ex partners and offspring etc, stating there is no way in hell he’s a abuser. Erm, are they constantly following him? Do they never leave his presence? If so, perhaps, on a separate note, should give him a break. Anyway, since that suggestion is ludicrous.


Johnny Depp


My point is that we do not know what happened between Amber Heard and Johnny Depp. Personally, I believe her because I think that is what is needed. However, I am open to be wrong. I am aware clear answers may never be produced. However, to use your impression of someone to outright deny their potential to be an abuser. Under the circumstances, anyone can do pretty shitty things. This does not justify certain behaviours, but rather illustrate that it is pretty possible.


Depp steps out of Olsen’s apartment

Actor Johnny Depp has been spotted creeping out of ex-child star Ashley Olsen’s Tribeca pad in New York after a little adult sleepover. No confirmation of what actually happened in there or if they are officially dating.


Johnny Depp


Ashley is most famous for her work with her twin sister Mary-Kate as a child. Their big break was in the American family friendly sitcom Full House, show about a single father struggle with daughters and the various family and friends who helped him. The shows dealt with themes of family, dating and loss. They shared the role of youngest sister Michelle Tanner. The twins then dived out into the tween market releasing clothes, movies and television programmes. Their company Dualstar is worth billions.


Ashley Olsen


Johnny Depp just got out of a long term dating relationship with model and actress Vanessa Paradis. Depp is most famous for his depiction of Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean movie franchise. The couple have two children together Lily Rose and Jack. They have denied rumours of them getting back together.


Vanessa Paradis


Here is hoping that Ashley and Johnny find happiness eventually. Whenever it is together, separate or with other people. Happy dating to them!


Daphne X


Hollywood’s Highest-Earning Actors, but who are they Dating?

1. Leonardo DiCaprio

$77 million

Between Shutter Island and Inception, DiCaprio had an excellent year. In his latest role he portrays J. Edgar Hoover, a film about the famous FBI director. Clint Eastwood directs which means the film is already getting Oscar buzz.


Leonardo DiCaprio


DiCaprio has been seen dating new girlfriend, Romanian-born model Madalina Ghenea – who has been snapped with the actor while he was in Sydney shooting Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby. Madelina has been spotted around Sydney’s Bondi beach with DiCaprio’s entourage while the actor gets over his split from Gossip Girl star Blake Lively.


Madalina Ghenea


Being the only single man on this list, I guess that Leo gets up to a lot more dating than the other guys, but as to how much dating we can only speculate.


2. Johnny Depp

$50 million

Depp puts his own spin on every role and whether he’s voicing a chameleon or lurching around as Captain Jack Sparrow, his movies bring in the big bucks. In his latest movie, The Rum Diary, he plays the role of an American journalist Paul Kemp who takes on a freelance job in Puerto Rico for a local newspaper during the 1950s and struggles to find a balance between island culture and the expatriates who live there.

Up next for Depp is a film version of the cult television show Dark Shadows. A gothic-horror tale based on the life of vampire Barnabas Collins and his run-ins with various monsters, witches, werewolves and ghosts, directed by Tim Burton.

His long-time girlfriend, Vanessa Paradis, is a popular singer-songwriter in her native France, as well as an aspiring actress.

Johnny and Vanessa have two children Lily (1999) and Jack (2002).


Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis


How much dating that Johnny and Vanessa manage would be pure conjecture. However, what we can say with some certainty is that living in France means they would not be hassled by the public when they are out dating.


3. Adam Sandler

$40 million

Sandler is one of the surest things in Hollywood. His films might not get a lot of love from critics but the ticket-buying public love him. His film, Just Go With It gets an 18 on Rotten Tomatoes but earned $214 million at the global box office.

His current outing, Jack and Jill, about family guy Jack Sadelstein who prepares for the annual event he dreads: the Thanksgiving visit of his twin sister, the needy and passive-aggressive Jill, who then refuses to leave. The film has only achieved a rating of 2.9 on – now that’s bad, really bad.

‘A total bust, a stupefyingly unfunny and shamelessly lazy farce packed with cringe-worthy jokes and overt product placement.’ – Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

Adam is currently married to Jackie Sandler, 22 June 2003 – present, and they have 2 children.


Adam and Jackie Sandler


As Jackie and Adam have been together for nearly 10 years, we can only speculate that they still are able to find the time to go dating, helping keep their relationship on the right track!


4. Will Smith

$36 million

Lately, Smith has put his own career on the back burner in order to focus on his budding star children. He produced The Karate Kid which starred Jaden and is developing a remake of Annie for his daughter Willow. Smith will next star in Men in Black III slated for a May 2012 release.

Will was married to Sheree Smith from 9 May 1992 – 10 December 1995, they are now divorced and have one child. His current spouse is Jada Pinkett Smith, they were married on 31st December 1997 and have two children.


Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith


Will is the man, you just know that he takes the Mrs out for a date whenever he gets the chance. He and Sheree just love dating.


5. Tom Hanks

$35 million

Hanks’ latest film, Larry Crowne, after losing his job, a middle-aged man reinvents himself by going back to college… was a bona-fide flop earning less that $100 million. But the actor still pulls in plenty of money from voicing Woody in Toy Story. The third film was the highest-grossing animated movie of all time.

Hanks was married to Samantha Lewes on 24th January 1978, and divorced on 19th March 1987, they have two children Colin and Elizabeth. Sadly, Samantha died from cancer in 2002.

Tom remarried Rita Wilson on 30th April 1988 and they have two children, Chet Hanks (b. 4th August 1990) and Truman Theodore (b. 26th December 1995).


Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks


I like to think of Tom as being the perfect old school gentleman, and that he organises date nights for Rita that most of us can only dream off!