It’s hacky and I hate it

This is a public service announcement. Actually, no this is a public service DEMAND! Can please make a collective decision, as consumers of mindless pop culture and celebrity dating stories, to stop speculating about Jennifer Aniston’s opinion on the breakdown of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s marriage. The woman is happily married. Her life will not and does not have to be the exact same as Rachel Green’s. She is, shock horror, a completely different person from the character she plays on Friends, that TV show that will forever be the thing you put on when you can’t decide what to watch.

 

Brad Pitt

 

Please, I beg you, stop with the memes of her face. The New York Post, while not the most refined news source, made their front page a rather inflated and unflattering photo of Jen’s face.

 

Jennifer Aniston

 

Now, I’m not really one for advocating Jennifer Aniston isn’t worth a bit of satire, but this is so unbelievably irrelevant. It is a bad source of comedy. If you’re shit out luck regarding material, just copy Jerry Seinfeld. Seriously, just wave your hands and complain about something. It’s a classic for a reason. Just stop this nonsense.

 

No Wedding Bells for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s prospective wedding is looking rocky. The pair have been dating since they both starred in the 2004 flick Mr and Mrs Smith together. Brad was famously married to Friends and veteran romantic comedy star Jennifer Aniston and left her for Jolie. They since had six children together, an eclectic mix of biological and adopted. However their dating has hit a fork in the road, Pitt’s mother recently spoke out against gay marriage. Jolie, a keen advocate for universal marriage was absolutely horrified and outraged. The wedding may be totally off the cards.

 

Angelina Jolie

 

This story raises the question of so many issues. Should we just stick to dating and forget marriage? Should gays be allowed the same rights as straight people? Should the views of our parents and in laws interfere into our love and dating lives? All of these points are valid questions and need to be addressed as soon as possible. Everyone should think long and hard before answering these questions.

 

Brad Pitt

 

Anyway here’s to hoping that the Pitt-Jolie fort resolve all their issues and be a happy bunch once again. They are such a diverse and multicultural clan with a beautiful Hollywood dynasty.

 

Daphne X

Jennifer and Justin 4 lyfee

Jennifer Aniston and long time beau Justin Theroux have been spotted outside wandering the sunny streets of New York City. The loved up pair have been gallivanting around the Big Apple. Justin Theroux has broken Jennifer Aniston’s string of bad dating patterns. She has had trouble since her infamous split from ex husband Brad Pitt. Pitt left her in 2004 for sexy siren Angelina Jolie. The pair now have six children, both adopted and their own.

 

Jennifer Aniston

 

The smiles are a shock to the movie world as their new movie Wanderlust is tanking at the American box office. However Jennifer’s dating history may be tainted but her selection of movies have outnumbered her men. She is a lady of the big screen and dominates her genre of the romantic comedy films all filled with dating. She has maybe learned a few things about romantic happy endings.

 

Justin Theroux

 

Rumours have flown round Hollywood about their engagement. Is it ever going to happen? Has she been scared by her previous jaunt down the aisle? They do however seem to be very contented with each other’s company and maybe don’t need a piece of paper to solidify their relationship? Though the world will still wonder, will J + J = luv 4evva?

 

Daphne X