Oh poor Harry Styles, who has come out and said that dating Taylor Swift was hard. I mean, the boy was only 18 years old when he was dating the singing superstar. When boys are 18, they still are fetuses. This may seem like harsh observation, but seriously have you ever met an 18 year old boy? You either were one, and you were probably The Worst. Or you happened to know one, and he was The Worst. They don’t mean to be The Worst, they just are. It’s who they are supposed to be; smelly, stinky and immature.
I’m not so sure they get any better when they get older, you know. I know its not their fault, so I don’t hold it against them. Well, to be honest, I try and fail at that one. I’ll be the first one to put my hand in the air and just wail about men. They’re honestly so annoying. I wouldn’t be so annoyed by them if they just stopped. Yes, I’m saying this with a hundred percent self awareness. If you don’t like it, I cannot be of any assistance to you, unfortunately.
Well anyway, Harry Styles has a new song out. I haven’t heard it. Is it about dating?
Harry Styles’ new girlfriend Alexis Allen has begun to experience the ambush of abuse. This is unsurprising news when concerning an other half of a member of One Direction. I don’t know why I’m even reporting it and why you the reader are even surprised….
HELLO MISS ALEXIS ALLEN, YOU ARE DATING HARRY STYLES! Have you ever been on this little website called Twitter or any other website that concerns itself with information of any sort? YOUR BOYFRIEND IS IN ONE DIRECTION! The worst victim of this was probably our favourite gal Taylor Swift. I mean how could you abuse her? She is such a doll and nice looking chick. I will never understand how you could be so mean to her.
Anyway as a directioner to another directioner, can you stop making us all look like a bunch of wackos? I mean come on, it is because you lot that abuse their girlfriends are a considerable contributing reason why when I say I don’t mind the music of Harry, Zayn, Louis, Niall and Liam that I get regarded as a numpty. It’s also just not very nice. You want your favourite pop stars to be happy right?
The other day Taylor Swift confirmed speculation about the inspiration of her banging tune I Knew You Were Trouble was her short lived ex boyfriend Harry Styles, of One Direction fame. Well as I saw the article something was not adding up. Call me crazy but this is how it went down, according to all the sources I’ve read online (trust me, I’ve read a lot of sources).
Right, the song is on her latest album Red, which by the way if full of absolute bangers so you all need to go and buy it, and the album came out in October 2012. They started dating around that time. They broke up in around December-January time. HOW DOES SHE DECIDE THAT HE WAS TROUBLE WHEN HE WHEN HE WALKED IN WHEN HE HADN’T DONE ANYTHING YET TO PROVE AND CONFIRM HER SUSPISIONS OF HIM BEING TROUBLE WHEN HE WALKED IN. I just don’t understand, right.
The only conclusion I can make is that their relationship is one big old publicity stunt and that song was most not definitely written about Harry Styles. That is the end of this saga.
I would just like to add, if my obvious correct conclusion is correct, my opinion of Ms T Swift has not changed. Gurl gotta do to make the P and stay relevant.
Oh my days! Haylor is no more! They had been dating since September. Harry had been spotted taking Taylor on a whistle stop tour of Britain and his hometown. This included a cute couple chippy visit. No reason for the split has been revealed just yet. However as fan I cannot help to point out this is not a rare occurrence in Swift’s life. She has put half of the music and film industry to her dating test. She then goes and makes a killing out of her heartbreak. Girl, has got it right.
Taylor’s dating history is more A list than the guest list of the Academy Awards. She has bagged some of Hollywood’s hottest men, including Joes Jonas and Taylor Launter and John Mayor. Harry Style is an impressive addition to that list. Their union was brief but caused a lot of online outrage among the tween set.
However I hope this dating break up will be the inspiration for another great album, from both of them. Shortly after they announced their split she posted a picture of her jamming in the studio. This next album is going to hotly awaited.
Taylor Swift has found a new muse. She has been seen recently looking very loved up with One Direction crooner Harry Styles. The pair is rumored to have first linked romantically at the Radio 1 Teen Awards at Wembley in the fall. People have been gossiping about the considerable age gap. Taylor recently turned 23 on December and Harry is still a little 18.
However both are not strangers to this sort of dating. Previous to her fourth album RED dropping in October Taylor was dating high school student Connor Kennedy, of the famous American political clan. She even penned a song Starlight for Connor’s grandmother Ethel. This was a dynamic departure from writing about her own experiences with love and youth. Harry is even more familiar with dating older women. He is known to have been dating a whole string of women into their thirties’. His most famous cougar was 32-year-old Xtra Factor host Caroline Flack. They had a dramatic on-off relationship that ended with Harry having an affair with another woman.
However Taylor and Harry seem to be extremely smitten with each other. Harry has been spotted taking Taylor to his favourite takeaway in his hometown. How romantic! Showing your American girlfriend all about your homeland’s conventions.