Who is Emma Stone dating?

Recently, and when I say recently, I mean about 20 minutes ago, before I ate my tea, I read an article about Emma Stone dating either her ex flame Andrew Garfield or Jake Gyllenhaal. This is prosperous.

 

Andrew Garfield

 

Best of Friends

Right, my in-depth research about Taylor Swift determines that Emma is best friends with her. TS also wrote my all time favourite Taylor Swift album, Red, about her relationship with Jake. Now, maybe, TS is long over it. There is a precedent of Taylor not being mad about her best pals shagging her old news. Gigi Hadid briefly dated Joe Jonas, who Taylor Swift wrote Forever and Always about. On a side note, why would you want to go out with Joe? He shares DNA with Kevin Jonas.

 

Emma Stone

 

While regarding the matter of Andrew Garfield, the reasoning was that he gave Emma a standing ovation at the Academy Awards. MAYBE, THEY ARE JUST PALS AND DON’T HOLD GRUDGES LIKE FIVE YEAR OLDS? Perhaps, they are back together. Maybe, a more updated source has already covered this dating news in better and more accurate ways. WHO KNOWS? AND WHO CARES?

Daphne X

 

Dreaming about dating

If I could choose any celebrity pair to go dating, it would be a something very left field. I’ve not made up my mind, just yet. However, this dating pondering will rack my brains for evermore. A popular, yet underrated, in a fantasy “if neither had a partner already” world, I’d most likely go for Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone. They’re a modern day Astaire and Rodgers, and if you utter philistines don’t know who they are, please go check yourself before you watch all their movies. The best one is Top Hat.

 

Emma Stone

 

  • La La Land

Emma and Ryan have starred in many films together. Their most recent flick was La La Land, a film all about dating and Los Angeles, a place I’ve never been. They’ve also acted together in other films such as Crazy Stupid Love, a film I found so BORING. I watched about ten minutes, then promptly decided to turn it off.

 

Ryan Gosling

 

I would also pick Selena Gomez and Justin Timberlake to get back together. HOWEVER, as we all know, that’s not going to happen in the next million years. She’s been dating the Weeknd for a few months now. They’re all loved up over on Instagram, the modern answer to a love letter.

Daphne X

 

 

10 Couples of 2012

2012 has sadly come to a close and to celebrate the world, not, here is 10 celebrity couples and my opinions on them!

 

1.Taylor Swift and whoever her boyfriend is at the moment – THIS GIRL CAN DO NO WRONG FOR ME! And for real, this girl goes through them like nobody’s business. Don’t get me wrong. This is by no means a cuss. Tay Tay Swizzle is allowed to bang as many fit blokes she is allowed to. Highlights include Jake Gyllenhaal (MAJOR RATIINGS FOR THAT ONE, TAY), Connor Kennedy (nice bit of political involvement there, darling) and Harry Styles off of One Direction (AGAIN SNAPS FOR TAYLAA). May the epic tunes come plentiful from 2013 relationships… Love you long time

 

Taylor Swift

 

2. Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber – these two are know over. I used to find Selena Gomez highly irritating but then I saw the Oscar worthy movie Monte Carlo (costarring my favourite Gossip Girl Leighton “Blair Waldorf” Meester) and came around her (partly because if I ever became mates with LM I had to jam with SG) so I was glad when I heard this duo was headed to Splitsville. It means when we do hang out I won’t have to hold my tounge when he comes round about how bad his music is. Although on the other side of the argument that could have been quite funny….

 

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber

 

3. Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield – I LOVE EMMA STONE! She ought to have own a load more Oscars for her performance in Easy A. IT IS COMEDY GENIUS WITH A TAD OF JOHN HUGHES CHARM! However to be totally honest I have not got round to seeing the new Spiderman film (I don’t care or know what it is actually called) and I am not feeling her blonde. She needs to represent for her ginger folk and wear her flame coloured mane with pride. Emma, are you reading this? Take note… Ta.

 

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield

 

4. Lea Michele and Cory Monteith – this couple is cuteness wrapped up in a blanket. I love them on Glee (AMERICANS, I HAVE NOT SEEN ANY OF SEASON FOUR SO SHHH IF IT HAS ALL GONE TITS UP) Can they just have a load of babies and get married LIKE NOW? Sorry to be stalker fan girl but CMOOOON. THEY COULD BE THE FIRST BROADWAY FAMILY! IMAGINE LIKKLE LEAS BELTING OUT BARBRA STREISAND INSTEAD OF NURSERY RHYMES? I shot gun being their nanny, for real.

 

Lea Michele and Cory Monteith

 

5. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher – LOL LIKE WE DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING! That 70s Show is the most underrated shit show I’ve ever seen… bring back the glory noughties’ days…

 

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher

 

6. Michelle and Barack Obama – I still think she should be the one who is president. She came to the UK and made all these inspirational speeches to the girls of some state school that they too go to Cambridge. WHAT A DWOLLL.

 

Michelle and Barack Obama

 

7. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds – THIS IS THE PRETTIEST COUPLE AND THEY BOTH HAVE MASTERED THE PERFUME AD. How sexy are their voices in their respective fragrance commercials? Blake has very husky tones that compliment the ad. Ryan is just beautiful in both a white and black shirt. No complaints there… for both parties involved.

 

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds

 

8. Chuck and Blair off of Gossip Girl – RIGHT THERE ARE NOT REAL BUT THEY ARE REAL TO ME! OH MY DAYS, in the LAST EPISODE EVER of GG they got married (yeah so did Dan and Serena but who gives a flying fuck to me) and THEN PROCEEDED IMMEDITATELY TO GET ARRESTED. 6 seasons was a wait proved to be worthwhile on Wednesday. IT WAS SO ROMANTIC! They also had the cutest kid I’ve seen for a very long time. WHERE DID THEY FIND THAT KID? HE LOOKED SO MUCH LIKE THE KID LEIGHTON MEESTER AND ED WESTWICK WOULD ACTUALY MAKE IF THEY BLESSED THE WORLD WITH A CHILD? Don’t get arsy with me if I ruined the end for you. You should have watched it by now.

 

Chuck and Blair

 

9. Dan and Serena off of Gossip Girl – Again not real I know but they did have a long off and on relationship for five years too. They deserve a mention, however frustrating they may be. They also tend to be the most boring and kind of committed many crimes of incest. They dated in high school while their parents were married… EWWW! Anyway they too tied the knot…. Anyway not as sexy as B and C. Not in a million years…

 

Dan and Serena

 

10. You and your other half – You just read this garbage, so you should get a mention. You are well cute too (JUST NOT LIKE CHUCK & BLAIR AND LEA & COREY, but no one is… don’t feel blue) Soz if you don’t have one, because you are butterz or you just got out of a relationship… anyway you are on the right website. THIS IS A DATING ONE. You should just go for it. what have you go to lose? YOLO, you know.

 

Daphne X

 

My Top Ten Girl Crushes

1. Lea Michele – she is my favourite actress at the moment. I also have a big crush on her boyfriend Cory Montieth. I’m elated they are together on and off screen. I want her singing voice as well. Can I please just be her?

 

Lea Michele

 

2. Blake Lively – Oh my days if I have to explain this one to you then you are foolish and should be not allowed to live. Point blank. For real.

 

Blake Lively

 

3. Leighton Meester – She gets to play Blair Waldorf and pretend to bang Chuck Bass. Oh my days yes please!

 

Leighton Meester

 

4. Taylor Swift – she is so tall, graceful and eloquent. Plus her little black book is pretty extensive and laid out in four beautiful albums. Want her for my BFF so bad.

 

Taylor Swift

 

5. Sofia Vergara – Oh my days she is so funny and actually curvy (not like how Colleen Rooney is). Everyone should watch Modern Family.

 

Sofia Vergara

 

6. Kate Moss – Edgy as fuck. Queen of British fashion and all round London IT girl.

 

Kate Moss

 

7. Millie MacKintosh of Made In Chelsea – She is very effortlessly chic in a way that you just know was not very effortless. She makes an obvious five hour to do, professionally styled and airbrushed look appear like she rolled out of bed naturally looking.

 

Millie MacKintosh

 

8. Emma Stone – Easy A is one of the funniest and best films of this decade (it may be young but SHHHH) and she is downright hilarious.

 

Emma Stone

 

9. Lana Del Rey – Love her so much. She may be highly irritating but isn’t she so annoyingly cool?

 

Lana Del Rey

 

10. Mila Kunis – Do I need to say more?

 

Mila Kunis

 

Daphne X

 

Emma Stone Kissing The Best

Emma Stone really seems to have all the luck. She is dating new Brit actor hottie Andrew Garfield and then she get s to mack on with some of Hollywood’s sexiest. Recently on American chat show Ellen, hosted by comedienne Ellen DeGeneres she was asked who was a better kisser her boyfriend or heartthrob Ryan Gosling. Her cheeky response was “Apples and oranges, you know, um…” Some people are just blessed.

 

Emma Stone

 

Emma has starred in lots of movies that show off her comedic talents. Her breakthrough was 2007 cringe filled flick Superbad. She has had on screen dating relationships with Gossip Girl fittie Penn Badgley in teen rom-com Easy A. The red-head screen siren is j one of Hollywood’s newest gem.

 

Andrew Garfield

 

She recently got serious with her acting credibility in the 2011 film adaptation of The Help. Originally a book, this was the tale of the black civil rights movement in the deep South of America in the 1960s. A film that dabbled with the content in such a witty and charming manner yet still adding the key ingredients to a Hollywood smash hit recipe. A little bit of love interest action and dating from up and coming hottie Chris Lowell is just what the doctor ordered!

 

Daphne X