The other day, I had a discussion with this girl and her mum about Amber Heard. They were unsure of the validity of her domestic violence claims. I SHUT THOSE JOKERS DOWN! Johnny Depp fan girls and boys don’t come at me. YOU WILL GET CUT! I firmly, and politely, reminded her that she was not there and doesn’t know Amber nor Johnny. Plus, she donated all her settlement to a domestic abuse charity.
Soooooooo, she’s a boss lady. Sometimes the person you’re dating/married to can become a violent basket case. PEOPLE ARE COMPLICATED, Y’ALL. THIS MAKES DATING VERY COMPLICATED. This is because dating is activity exclusively carried out by humans. And before all you animal activists get on my case, show me a dog taking his dog lady to a cinema to see the anniversary showing of Love, Actually, and then I’ll retract my statement.
Anyway, this conversation, or verbal beat down was fun and I thought you would all appreciate it. This website is very pro Amber Heard. Particularly in the dating arena. It turns out she is dating Elon Musk. He’s mad rich and mad smart. You go girl. May the dating force be with you.
Amber Heard, ex wife of alleged wife beater Johnny Depp, has revealed she has been striking up a friendship with car man Elon Musk. This has therefore prompted questions that the pair are now dating. This would be a nice break for Amber who recently was married to what looks like the smelliest man in Hollywood. Depp seems to be The Worst, even without the rumors of domestic violence, because he looks like he never wears deodorant. YOU KNOW YOU CAN GET ORGANIC, VEGAN GUBBINS TO STICK UNDER YOUR PITS, YOU BIG OLD HIPPY!
Anyway, if Amber was dating Elon, she not only would’ve found herself a clean looking man, but one with better financial prospects. Now, I’m not implying she’s a gold digger. I’m just merely pointing out that a man with money is evolutionary more attractive. WHY ON EARTH WOULD ALL THOSE LADIES WANT TO SHAG HUGH HEFNER? HH is a the human embodiment of a raisin. He is a dried up grape of a man.
Anyway, whatever those two are doing together, dating or being platonic, I hope they are happy. They are both seemingly two of the least stressful people in Hollywood. I mean, they’re no Justin Bieber.
Amber Heard is rumoured to have found a new love in her life. The starlet has been spotted with Elon Musk, the inventor of the Tesla car and other ground breaking concepts. They are said to be taking it slow and that he has been a great source of support for the actress and model.
Heard is currently going through a divorce from Hollywood veteran and legend Johnny Depp. Back in the beginning of summer, it was announced they were separating. Heard filed for a restraining order against Depp. This was because she accused him of being violent towards her. Her claim of domestic abuse was met with wild opposition from very vocal people. Examples of these coming out to defend Depp included Vanessa Paradis, his ex partner and mother of his two children. The model and singer was horrified at the thought of her darling dear being abusive towards women. Divorce proceedings are being held up by many factors. It’s looking like its going to be a long slog.
However, whatever is happening, its good Amber has found something to entertain herself with. I salute her and believe her. Why would anyone lie about it and be bothered to go through international scorn? Maybe, it’d get her money but I just cannot think anyone would want to be target of such hate.