How to tell if you are dating a scrub

 

  • Does the guy you are dating “THINK HE IS FLY?

 

  • Does the guy are you dating, “ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT WHAT HE WANTS, AND THEN SITS ON HIS BROKE ASS?”

 

 

 

 

If this is true, this is the beginning signs that he is potentially a scrub. However, it is not too late. Also there is a bigger list of qualifications for scrub-hood.

 

  • Does he go around “HANGING OUT THE SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S RIDE, TRYING TO HOLLER?”

 

This is a problem not just for you and the person you are dating. But also is a worldwide safety issue. Also, it makes you look like a bell end for condoning this behaviour. So, this might not actually any person you can save. I suggest running, but I’m not your puppet master, so you do you, boo.

 

Lives with his Mommy!

 

It does get worse, it gets much worse, and it has reached that point once you had got to the point of return is when the scrub does not actually scrub anything and he “LIVES AT HOME WITH HIS MOMMA.”

 

 

 

 

Of course, in this economic day and age, we must still live with our parents, and not all of us are lucky enough to not. However, if this is an active choice, and she cleans his room, tidies up all his shit and he never cooks, RUN THE FUCK AWAY. I warned you, girl.

 

Advice courtesy of TLC – No Scrubs