Prince Harry and Meghan Markle engaged!

Prince Harry is engaged, if you didn’t know. The only way you couldn’t know is that if you were living under a rock in the desert, after you died, a horrible tragic death.





Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have been dating, for some time now. I don’t know how long they have been dating. Who am I to judge?


I’m just happy that it has been the end of the Pippa and Harry fan fiction inspired dating rumours. HOWEVER, I recently read the Diana Chronicles by Tina Brown. And if he is anything like his father, he could be still be meeting Pippa behind Meghan’s back.


Meghan is fabulous


However, unlike his father, Harry looks like he has more than four brain cells, so I really highly doubt that will happen. Meghan looks like a lovely lady, and Pippa just offers you shitty party tips, that no one asked for.





Anyway, Meghan is fabulous. She makes speeches at the UN. She is a big fat Hillary Clinton fan. Also, she has a tattoo of an arrow on the back of her neck, which inspired my best friend to get a tattoo on the back of her neck, which is funny. Mainly, because it’s a terrible tattoo.


Daphne X



Longoria and Sanchez for the long haul?

Sexy Latino actress Eva Longoria has finally admitted to dating American football player Mark Sanchez. Eva has denied they were dating for a long time now but she finally spilled the beans to Extra host Mario Lopez. She said she and the athlete were ‘fine’ and just getting to know each other. This show aired on Thursday and has shocked viewers.


Eva Longoria


The pair was spotted getting cozy at Mark’s huge pad. The photographs of the two sparked lots of dating rumors throughout Hollywood and the media circuit. It does not take a lot for speculation to stir with the glamorous and famous types.


Eva Longoria has had a very bumpy love life. She was married to NBA basketball player Tony Parker. It was going so well that she added his name to hers. However but that ended in divorce after he fessed up to cheating on the pint size actress. How could anyone do that to beautiful and funny Eva Longoria.


Mark Sanchez


However this union is early days and they look extremely content and cute together. They are still going through the beginning stages of their dating adventure together. Here is hoping they advance their journey as far as it can go.


Daphne X