Things You Don’t Want Your Date To Do

 

  • Refuse to speak to you in a language you do not understand – Okay, okay, maybe this rule can be broken. However, mainly, stick to a dating dialect both parties are involved intimately with. It just not allowing for effective and efficient communication. Speaking is, really, so people can get messages across.

 

 

Things You Don't Want Your Date To Do

 

 

  • Eat an Onion and Garlic Sandwich – This one is not specifically a dating don’t, its more of a life don’t. If you must, please carry a pack of gum, toothpaste, a toothbrush and mouth wash with you at all times. THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. I just can’t be with you if this is your life path. Don’t date me, don’t look at me and definitely do not breathe on me. You sick fuck.

 

For the love of dating

 

  • Own a copy of Viz – Just please, for the love of all that’s dating. Do you want people to think you’re a fool? Well, I’m just going to assume you are one, and I want nothing to do with that. That’s it, you’ve become a that.

 

  • Steal Your Thunder – Just don’t. Don’t do it. You are the worst at dating if you do that. You just should not be allowed to go dating.

 

Daphne X

 

 

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries fake dating?

The present Mr Kim Kardashian has labeled his 2011 wedding a “sham”. Kim and Kris Humphries were only married for 72 days until she filed for divorce. This was post six months of dating. Divorce proceedings and a settlement are yet to be reached, despite Kim being pregnant with another man’s baby. That man by the way is A list rapper Kanye West. If you just happened to forget. They are just so private with their relationship that you’d never know. I mean you never see them walking down the road holding hands or whatever.

 

Kim Kardashin

 

The basketball star believes the wedding and all the dating drama that followed were a plan conjured up by The Kardashian clan public relations team. The public are still hesitant to see this as a legitimate relationship. The marriage’s break down was also televised on the spin off show Kim and Kourtney Take New York.

 

Kris Humphries

 

Anyway we feel Kris should have moved on by now. He has had over a year to dwell on this. His estranged wife will also cut him a big fat cheque. The Kardashian family is worth millions. They earnt over 10 million dollars alone televising the alleged dating and sham wedding in 2011.

 

Daphne X

 

The Only Way Is Dating Your Way Up The Ratings

The hit ITV2 show The Only Way Is Essex is very loved up at the moment. Main couples include Joey Essex and Sam Faeirs, James ‘Arg’ Argent and Gemma Collins. Soon enough wedding bells will chime as duo Lucy Mecklenburgh and Mario Falcone committed fully with their dating and became engaged on a one off special The Only Way Is Marbs, which was filmed on location on Spanish island Marbella.

 

Sam Faeirs

 

The dating drama is partly what fills the twice weekly soap/reality programme. Lydia Rose Bright and Arg come to verbal blows about their past dating relationship. Both have moved on and are dating new partners. Lydia now snuggles at night with Tom Kibley, ex of Billi Mucklow, another cast member. Lauren Goodger is moving on from ex fiancée and infamous Essex lothario Mark Wright with cheeky chappy Tom Pierce.

 

Joey Essex

 

Are you keeping up? No? Is this not making any plausible sense to your little brain? Well you should tune into the very popular and successful television show or you should purchase the box set DVDs online. They retail quite cheaply and are a good watch to giggle over again and again. They never get old and the tans never fade.

 

Daphne X