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Are Bella Thorne and Scott Disick dating?

There is some dated dating news coming your way. Apparently, Bella Thorne and Scott Disick are some weird, perverted couple. They have been spotted canoodling in a very gross way. It is this way because she is a child, and he is a adult, with three children.

 

Bella Thorne

 

To those without small children, or whatever, Bella is a ex Disney Channel starlet. I’ve not got the foggiest idea who she is. She is the Miley Cyrus for girls about seven years younger than me. Her dating life is a expose of preteen Hollywood lust targets. These men’s names are irrelevant to me, and my life. I value myself so I don’t bother to look them up, forget remembering them.

 

 

Scott Disick

 

 

Baby Daddy

 

Scott is Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy. In addition, he is a professional hot mess. His dating habits have been getting him in hot water with his weird, extended family. He has justification for being a hot mess, both his parents died, quite near of each other. Please note, I refuse to watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians because him and Kourtney are no longer an item. This is actually a blessing in disguise. The Kardashians fall from grace, in my eyes, has allowed me to rediscover The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills/New York City.

 

Daphne X

 

 

Kylie Jenner dating the hottest

I’ve reached a certain point in my life, where the young celebrities of the moment are all younger than me. This is not okay. I’m not old. I’m not old, in the slightest manner. I can vote and the like, but I’m not a grandmother or anything. I’ve got a functioning body and I’ve never had to go to work for more than a summer.

 

Kylie Jenner

 

But, there is this unsettling realisation that all these young hot things are all younger than me. There is Kylie Jenner, for example. She is, by far, the biggest and the shiniest personification of this problem. She is 19, goes dating with the hottest, owns various homes, a few flash cars and a make up line. However, one thing she has I’m the most jealous of, her dog pack. She has the cutest collection of doggies! I bet she doesn’t pick up their poo!

 

Kylie Jenner and dogs

 

There’s also Bella and Gigi Hadid, Bella Thorn, and Zendaya, to name a few. However, raging about it is silly. I have no choice but to get older. However, I’m comforted by the fact, that they do too.