Pippa Middleton engaged to James Matthews

A few months ago, I wrote a piece casting my doubts on rumors regarding a secret romance between Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton. It was clearly a big pile of stinking shit. It was the Daily Mail, or some other dead end rag, on a mad one fantasy. It was dumping out every fan fiction cliché. It was laden with tales of secret meet ups in hotels and the like. It was so ridiculous. It was just so maddening that someone got paid to write it… The cheek of that being someone’s job…


Pippa Middleton


Well, anyway, because your gal is always right, I am here to say, she’s is engaged. She is not engaged to a ginger who loves to dress up in Nazi uniform and be lied to about his paternity but rather James Matthews.


Pippa Middleton and James Matthews


Matthews is the older brother of Made In Chelsea star Spencer, who, again, is someone I have no time for, that whole show I have no time for. I am the target audience of that show; young, female, posh and so on and I just cannot deal with it. It’s just a lot of blinking and eating brunch; two of my favourite past times. It’s just boring. There’s nothing to get me hooked, surprisingly. That’s all you need to know. He’s posh and is banging Pips.


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