Is Taylor Swift still alive?

I’m sending out an APB for one Ms Taylor Allison Swift. WHERE HAS SHE GONE? Okay, as per, I’m being a tad dramatic. She recently announced a whole bunch of crap that I couldn’t give a crap about. HOWEVER, there has been nothing on the music front. There has been no glimpses into her dating life.


Tom Hiddleston


Right, I know we shouldn’t speculate. She has the right to do what she wants, with whomever she wants, as long as it is consensual (I don’t need to be getting a reputation for someone who condones unwarranted dating and sexual abuse). I’m not riding her for her amount of boyfriends, or her current lack thereof, but I need some spicy dating news. And with Taylor, that is a guarantee.

  • Apart from that big ol’ dating mess that was Hiddleswift. Tom Hiddleston, in my uneducated, yet not very humble opinion, is a overrated chump. He’s just another posh boy.


Taylor Swift


Swifty is a creative genius and this pile of gubbins won’t BRING HER DOWN. It was also completely for publicity. SOZ TAYLOR, JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN’T MEAN I WON’T CALL YOU OUT ON YOUR SHIT! Sometimes, we have to do that for the people we love….

Daphne X



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