Prince Harry and Meghan Markle engaged!

Prince Harry is engaged, if you didn’t know. The only way you couldn’t know is that if you were living under a rock in the desert, after you died, a horrible tragic death.         Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have been dating, for some time now. I don’t know … [Read more...]

Are Bella Thorne and Scott Disick dating?

There is some dated dating news coming your way. Apparently, Bella Thorne and Scott Disick are some weird, perverted couple. They have been spotted canoodling in a very gross way. It is this way because she is a child, and he is a adult, with three children.     To those … [Read more...]

Taylor Swift back in the dating game

Appaz, the word on the grape vine, Taylor Swift is dating some bloke called Joe Alwyn. JA, as I’m going to refer to him from now, until I forget, is seemingly presenting himself as an actor. I’ve got no clue as if this is an accurate title. WHO AM I TO JUDGE? Oh just a member of the established … [Read more...]

Kylie Jenner and Tyga call it quits

Kim Kardashian West recently appeared on the excellent television programme Watch What Happens Live, where she dished some secrets. She told host Andy Cohen, while playing the legendary game Plead The Fifth, that she was relieved when Kylie and Tyga called it quits and stopped dating. She told the … [Read more...]

Pippa married to James Matthews

It happened. We can now all die happy. Life has reached peak. It cannot get any better. The maximum pleasure level is amongst us. Pippa Middleton is married. The magical man who took her dating, up until marriage was James Matthews, big brother of Spencer from Made in Chelsea fame, that big old pile … [Read more...]

Kylie Jenner is moving on!

It is another installment of news from the Kardashian-Jenner family. According to activity all over social media, it can be rationally concluded that Kylie Jenner and Tyga are dunzo, finished and no longer dating. Now, lets be real. How long this split will last is anyone’s guess. They are not ones … [Read more...]

Is Amber Heard moving on?

Amber Heard, ex wife of alleged wife beater Johnny Depp, has revealed she has been striking up a friendship with car man Elon Musk. This has therefore prompted questions that the pair are now dating. This would be a nice break for Amber who recently was married to what looks like the smelliest man … [Read more...]

Harry Styles claims dating Taylor Swift was hard!

Oh poor Harry Styles, who has come out and said that dating Taylor Swift was hard. I mean, the boy was only 18 years old when he was dating the singing superstar. When boys are 18, they still are fetuses. This may seem like harsh observation, but seriously have you ever met an 18 year old boy? You … [Read more...]

Prince Andrew secretly dating Kylie Minogue!

Oh my days, I literally just found out about this, and I’m HORRIFIED! Queen Kylie, may she reign forever is rumored to be dating none other than Prince Andrew. Prince Andrew? Wouldn’t you rather be dating a tempura eel, love? Ew, how disgusting. I mean, at least with tempura eel, you can eat it. … [Read more...]

Are Cara Delevingne and St Vincent dating?

Rumours are circulating around London’s trendy dating scene that Cara Delevingne and St Vincent are back together. The couple were dating a wee bit ago. They broke up and then, it seems they are consumed by their love once more. This is exciting news for all … [Read more...]