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Kylie Jenner is moving on!

Kylie Jenner is moving on!

May 21st, 2017

It is another installment of news from the Kardashian-Jenner family. According to activity all over social media, it can be rationally concluded that Kylie Jenner and Tyga are dunzo, finished and no longer dating. Now, lets be real. How long this split will last is anyone’s guess. They are not ones to be finite with their dating decision making. They’ve done this before.     T...

Is Amber Heard moving on?

Is Amber Heard moving on?

May 16th, 2017

Amber Heard, ex wife of alleged wife beater Johnny Depp, has revealed she has been striking up a friendship with car man Elon Musk. This has therefore prompted questions that the pair are now dating. This would be a nice break for Amber who recently was married to what looks like the smelliest man in Hollywood. Depp seems to be The Worst, even without the rumors of domestic violence, because he lo...

Harry Styles claims dating Taylor Swift was hard!

Harry Styles claims dating Taylor Swift was hard!

May 8th, 2017

Oh poor Harry Styles, who has come out and said that dating Taylor Swift was hard. I mean, the boy was only 18 years old when he was dating the singing superstar. When boys are 18, they still are fetuses. This may seem like harsh observation, but seriously have you ever met an 18 year old boy? You either were one, and you were probably The Worst. Or you happened to know one, and he was The Worst. ...

Prince Andrew secretly dating Kylie Minogue!

Prince Andrew secretly dating Kylie Minogue!

April 29th, 2017

Oh my days, I literally just found out about this, and I’m HORRIFIED! Queen Kylie, may she reign forever is rumored to be dating none other than Prince Andrew. Prince Andrew? Wouldn’t you rather be dating a tempura eel, love? Ew, how disgusting. I mean, at least with tempura eel, you can eat it. Eating Prince Andrew would be both horrible and illegal. I just cannot be dealing with the images in my...

Are Cara Delevingne and St Vincent dating?

Are Cara Delevingne and St Vincent dating?

April 15th, 2017

Rumours are circulating around London’s trendy dating scene that Cara Delevingne and St Vincent are back together. The couple were dating a wee bit ago. They broke up and then, it seems they are consumed by their love once more. This is exciting news for all concerned.     Supermodel Gossip Cara Delevingne, if you have been living under a rock for the past five years or so, i...

Dreaming about dating

Dreaming about dating

March 25th, 2017

If I could choose any celebrity pair to go dating, it would be a something very left field. I’ve not made up my mind, just yet. However, this dating pondering will rack my brains for evermore. A popular, yet underrated, in a fantasy “if neither had a partner already” world, I’d most likely go for Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone. They’re a modern day Astaire and Rodgers, and if you utter philistines do...

Is Taylor Swift still alive?

Is Taylor Swift still alive?

March 19th, 2017

I’m sending out an APB for one Ms Taylor Allison Swift. WHERE HAS SHE GONE? Okay, as per, I’m being a tad dramatic. She recently announced a whole bunch of crap that I couldn’t give a crap about. HOWEVER, there has been nothing on the music front. There has been no glimpses into her dating life.     Right, I know we shouldn’t speculate. She has the right to do what she wants...

Top 4 Reality TV Dating Shows

Top 4 Reality TV Dating Shows

March 12th, 2017

Top 4 Dating Shows   Blind Date - Oh what was Saturday night in the late nineties to early noughties without Cilla Black and three mystery desperate singletons vying for a stranger’s romantic affection? NOTHING, I TELL YOU, NOTHING. It was the pinnacle of dating.         Take Me Out - This is the baby of Blind Date without the late, great Ms Blac...

Daphne’s dating checklist for lost and confused men

Daphne’s dating checklist for lost and confused men

March 5th, 2017

Here is a comprehensive list of things you must do if you find yourself taking me, or any like-minded lady on a date. These are not optional. They are an essential part of dating me.   New and improved checklist   A brain - this is actually pretty useful for life in general, not just dating yours truly. I’ve no idea where you’ve got to go to pick one of these beauties up from. ...

What is going on?

What is going on?

February 26th, 2017

I don’t know if its just me, but there really seems to be a lack of dramatic dating stories from A list celebrities. A list celebrities seem to throwing shade at each other’s ex boyfriends and girlfriends. I just miss the old days of salty past lovers. Like Kris Whats His Name, who was married to Kim Kardashian for a whopping 72 days, throwing out insults via Twitter.     Th...

Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian no longer dating

Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian no longer dating

February 19th, 2017

Judging by pictures that recently circulated the internet, Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian are no longer dating. Scott was pictured getting close with a leggy model, in what looked like Las Vegas or some other trashy location. However, I was too shocked to remember where it was. WHY SCOTT WHY? YOU WILL NEVER DO BETTER THAN DATING KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN. She is so fire, you’ll only find garbage w...

Selena Gomez dating the The Weeknd

Selena Gomez dating the The Weeknd

February 12th, 2017

Selena Gomez is dating the Weeknd. The pair have been spotted all over the world, all over various social media platforms; Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, looking cute as fuck.     However, I have one problem, that Google could sort out for me, but why does he spell his name that way? To be totally honest, that’s a big reason why I’ve never listened to any of his music. It’s a...

Are Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian an item?

Are Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian an item?

January 30th, 2017

Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian are so totally an item, and perhaps, never even broke up! Kris Jenner is a minx and would conjure up that story line to break all our reality television addict minds. She’s a witch, with cunning like no other. Plus, it was lagging behind and we needed to humanise Kourt a bit.     Personally, I think she was the best Kardashian, but I neve...

Are Taylor Swift and Drake dating?

Are Taylor Swift and Drake dating?

January 24th, 2017

A rumour has been flying around the internet, because that’s really what the internet is; a sounding board for the bile that comes flooding out of our fingertips, that Drake and Taylor Swift are an item. While this very plausible on some level; they’re both young, hot and famous heterosexuals of the opposite sex. It’s not that mind-blowing. It’s just a part of life. However, I must admit, it’s pro...

Kanye West has been hospitalised for exhaustion

Kanye West has been hospitalised for exhaustion

January 16th, 2017

Kanye West, after a very explosive concert, has been admitted to hospital. The reason cited to the general public was exhausted and sleep deprivation. This is, perhaps, in response to a fiery rant at one of his gigs. He went off on one at Beyonce and Jay-Z, and to top it off, announced, not only did he not vote, but if he had, it would have been for Trump. Or maybe it is all down to dating, now ma...

50 shades of lame

50 shades of lame

January 4th, 2017

The other day, I was forced to watch Fifty Shades of Grey. It was awful. I hated every second of it. I hated myself for watching it. I hated myself for thinking Jamie Dornan was good looking. Quick Q, why does Jamie Dornan always play serial sexual violence offenders? He plays one really well in the BBC drama The Fall. He is really hot, but fucking hell, does he really like to dismay me.  ...