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Are Bella Thorne and Scott Disick dating?

Are Bella Thorne and Scott Disick dating?

July 18th, 2017

There is some dated dating news coming your way. Apparently, Bella Thorne and Scott Disick are some weird, perverted couple. They have been spotted canoodling in a very gross way. It is this way because she is a child, and he is a adult, with three children.     To those without small children, or whatever, Bella is a ex Disney Channel starlet. I’ve not got the foggiest idea...

5 dating ideas that rhyme with the word 'dating'

5 dating ideas that rhyme with the word 'dating'

July 12th, 2017

  1. Skating - this can be both on ice, or solid ground. It might be a general nuisance, and all over danger to the general public, but who cares? YOU’RE WINNING BY HAVING SOMEONE LOVE YOU. When your dating, you’re winning.     2. Orating - Go stand on the podium in Hyde Park, channelling your inner Prime Minister William Gladstone, and just let your wildest ideas co...

TV show Dinner Date is the biggest con!

TV show Dinner Date is the biggest con!

July 2nd, 2017

I know, I already touched upon this, but I needed to expand on the matter. The TV show Dinner Date is the biggest con of the 21st century. It’s the most heart breaking dating show on television.     Lured in for 43 mins For approximately 43 minutes, you are lured into thinking that one of three people is going to woo one person, who by the way is robbing two three course dinn...

Taylor Swift back in the dating game

Taylor Swift back in the dating game

June 24th, 2017

Appaz, the word on the grape vine, Taylor Swift is dating some bloke called Joe Alwyn. JA, as I’m going to refer to him from now, until I forget, is seemingly presenting himself as an actor. I’ve got no clue as if this is an accurate title. WHO AM I TO JUDGE? Oh just a member of the established press. He need to make an impression on me, before he does anything. I make people like him.   ...

An Amber Heard Update

An Amber Heard Update

June 21st, 2017

The other day, I had a discussion with this girl and her mum about Amber Heard. They were unsure of the validity of her domestic violence claims. I SHUT THOSE JOKERS DOWN! Johnny Depp fan girls and boys don’t come at me. YOU WILL GET CUT! I firmly, and politely, reminded her that she was not there and doesn’t know Amber nor Johnny. Plus, she donated all her settlement to a domestic abuse charity. ...

Emilia Clarke and Kit Harrington not dating

Emilia Clarke and Kit Harrington not dating

June 17th, 2017

Bloggers of the world, are we really a pathetic bunch of sad saps that we need to just churn out complete and utter dating news shite? Having just got done brushing through, barely really, an article about Emilia Clarke and Kit Harington not dating. All just a rumour concocted by some lazy, bored idiot in their bedroom.     Game of Thrones Emilia Clarke and Kit Harington star...

Who is Emma Stone dating?

Who is Emma Stone dating?

June 14th, 2017

Recently, and when I say recently, I mean about 20 minutes ago, before I ate my tea, I read an article about Emma Stone dating either her ex flame Andrew Garfield or Jake Gyllenhaal. This is prosperous.     Best of Friends Right, my in-depth research about Taylor Swift determines that Emma is best friends with her. TS also wrote my all time favourite Taylor Swift album, Red, ...

Kylie Jenner and Tyga call it quits

Kylie Jenner and Tyga call it quits

June 10th, 2017

Kim Kardashian West recently appeared on the excellent television programme Watch What Happens Live, where she dished some secrets. She told host Andy Cohen, while playing the legendary game Plead The Fifth, that she was relieved when Kylie and Tyga called it quits and stopped dating. She told the late night host their transition from dating to not was relatively calm. There was minimal drama. ...

Celebs Go Dating

Celebs Go Dating

June 7th, 2017

There’s a new, well new to me, dating show that I completely forgot to mention! The E4 show Celebs Go Dating is back for a second series. Perhaps, I am growing up, but E4 is just full of shite. All the shows I’ve seen on their recently is just dire. Rich Kids of Instagram is particularly bad.     How dumb is Joey Essex? The first go had Stephanie Pratt (yawn!), Charlotte Cros...

Pippa married to James Matthews

Pippa married to James Matthews

June 3rd, 2017

It happened. We can now all die happy. Life has reached peak. It cannot get any better. The maximum pleasure level is amongst us. Pippa Middleton is married. The magical man who took her dating, up until marriage was James Matthews, big brother of Spencer from Made in Chelsea fame, that big old pile of shite.     The Royal Box It was of course, the wedding of the century. Oka...

I don't understand the appeal of dating apps.

I don't understand the appeal of dating apps.

May 27th, 2017

Stars are just like they us! They too, hate the dehumanizing process of swiping on total strangers. These people might be the nicest, most loveliest people in the world. However, because of the way they lay their photos out, I wouldn’t be caught dead dating them. I personally don't understand the appeal of dating apps, but want to run away screaming from them.     Charlize T...

Kylie Jenner is moving on!

Kylie Jenner is moving on!

May 21st, 2017

It is another installment of news from the Kardashian-Jenner family. According to activity all over social media, it can be rationally concluded that Kylie Jenner and Tyga are dunzo, finished and no longer dating. Now, lets be real. How long this split will last is anyone’s guess. They are not ones to be finite with their dating decision making. They’ve done this before.     T...

Is Amber Heard moving on?

Is Amber Heard moving on?

May 16th, 2017

Amber Heard, ex wife of alleged wife beater Johnny Depp, has revealed she has been striking up a friendship with car man Elon Musk. This has therefore prompted questions that the pair are now dating. This would be a nice break for Amber who recently was married to what looks like the smelliest man in Hollywood. Depp seems to be The Worst, even without the rumors of domestic violence, because he lo...

Harry Styles claims dating Taylor Swift was hard!

Harry Styles claims dating Taylor Swift was hard!

May 8th, 2017

Oh poor Harry Styles, who has come out and said that dating Taylor Swift was hard. I mean, the boy was only 18 years old when he was dating the singing superstar. When boys are 18, they still are fetuses. This may seem like harsh observation, but seriously have you ever met an 18 year old boy? You either were one, and you were probably The Worst. Or you happened to know one, and he was The Worst. ...

Prince Andrew secretly dating Kylie Minogue!

Prince Andrew secretly dating Kylie Minogue!

April 29th, 2017

Oh my days, I literally just found out about this, and I’m HORRIFIED! Queen Kylie, may she reign forever is rumored to be dating none other than Prince Andrew. Prince Andrew? Wouldn’t you rather be dating a tempura eel, love? Ew, how disgusting. I mean, at least with tempura eel, you can eat it. Eating Prince Andrew would be both horrible and illegal. I just cannot be dealing with the images in my...

Are Cara Delevingne and St Vincent dating?

Are Cara Delevingne and St Vincent dating?

April 15th, 2017

Rumours are circulating around London’s trendy dating scene that Cara Delevingne and St Vincent are back together. The couple were dating a wee bit ago. They broke up and then, it seems they are consumed by their love once more. This is exciting news for all concerned.     Supermodel Gossip Cara Delevingne, if you have been living under a rock for the past five years or so, i...