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Dreaming about dating

Dreaming about dating

March 25th, 2017

If I could choose any celebrity pair to go dating, it would be a something very left field. I’ve not made up my mind, just yet. However, this dating pondering will rack my brains for evermore. A popular, yet underrated, in a fantasy “if neither had a partner already” world, I’d most likely go for Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone. They’re a modern day Astaire and Rodgers, and if you utter philistines do...

Is Taylor Swift still alive?

Is Taylor Swift still alive?

March 19th, 2017

I’m sending out an APB for one Ms Taylor Allison Swift. WHERE HAS SHE GONE? Okay, as per, I’m being a tad dramatic. She recently announced a whole bunch of crap that I couldn’t give a crap about. HOWEVER, there has been nothing on the music front. There has been no glimpses into her dating life.     Right, I know we shouldn’t speculate. She has the right to do what she wants...

Top 4 Reality TV Dating Shows

Top 4 Reality TV Dating Shows

March 12th, 2017

Top 4 Dating Shows   Blind Date - Oh what was Saturday night in the late nineties to early noughties without Cilla Black and three mystery desperate singletons vying for a stranger’s romantic affection? NOTHING, I TELL YOU, NOTHING. It was the pinnacle of dating.         Take Me Out - This is the baby of Blind Date without the late, great Ms Blac...

Daphne’s dating checklist for lost and confused men

Daphne’s dating checklist for lost and confused men

March 5th, 2017

Here is a comprehensive list of things you must do if you find yourself taking me, or any like-minded lady on a date. These are not optional. They are an essential part of dating me.   New and improved checklist   A brain - this is actually pretty useful for life in general, not just dating yours truly. I’ve no idea where you’ve got to go to pick one of these beauties up from. ...

What is going on?

What is going on?

February 26th, 2017

I don’t know if its just me, but there really seems to be a lack of dramatic dating stories from A list celebrities. A list celebrities seem to throwing shade at each other’s ex boyfriends and girlfriends. I just miss the old days of salty past lovers. Like Kris Whats His Name, who was married to Kim Kardashian for a whopping 72 days, throwing out insults via Twitter.     Th...

Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian no longer dating

Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian no longer dating

February 19th, 2017

Judging by pictures that recently circulated the internet, Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian are no longer dating. Scott was pictured getting close with a leggy model, in what looked like Las Vegas or some other trashy location. However, I was too shocked to remember where it was. WHY SCOTT WHY? YOU WILL NEVER DO BETTER THAN DATING KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN. She is so fire, you’ll only find garbage w...

Selena Gomez dating the The Weeknd

Selena Gomez dating the The Weeknd

February 12th, 2017

Selena Gomez is dating the Weeknd. The pair have been spotted all over the world, all over various social media platforms; Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, looking cute as fuck.     However, I have one problem, that Google could sort out for me, but why does he spell his name that way? To be totally honest, that’s a big reason why I’ve never listened to any of his music. It’s a...

Are Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian an item?

Are Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian an item?

January 30th, 2017

Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian are so totally an item, and perhaps, never even broke up! Kris Jenner is a minx and would conjure up that story line to break all our reality television addict minds. She’s a witch, with cunning like no other. Plus, it was lagging behind and we needed to humanise Kourt a bit.     Personally, I think she was the best Kardashian, but I neve...

Are Taylor Swift and Drake dating?

Are Taylor Swift and Drake dating?

January 24th, 2017

A rumour has been flying around the internet, because that’s really what the internet is; a sounding board for the bile that comes flooding out of our fingertips, that Drake and Taylor Swift are an item. While this very plausible on some level; they’re both young, hot and famous heterosexuals of the opposite sex. It’s not that mind-blowing. It’s just a part of life. However, I must admit, it’s pro...

Kanye West has been hospitalised for exhaustion

Kanye West has been hospitalised for exhaustion

January 16th, 2017

Kanye West, after a very explosive concert, has been admitted to hospital. The reason cited to the general public was exhausted and sleep deprivation. This is, perhaps, in response to a fiery rant at one of his gigs. He went off on one at Beyonce and Jay-Z, and to top it off, announced, not only did he not vote, but if he had, it would have been for Trump. Or maybe it is all down to dating, now ma...

50 shades of lame

50 shades of lame

January 4th, 2017

The other day, I was forced to watch Fifty Shades of Grey. It was awful. I hated every second of it. I hated myself for watching it. I hated myself for thinking Jamie Dornan was good looking. Quick Q, why does Jamie Dornan always play serial sexual violence offenders? He plays one really well in the BBC drama The Fall. He is really hot, but fucking hell, does he really like to dismay me.  ...

Guess what we can do now?

Guess what we can do now?

December 12th, 2016

GUESS WHAT HAS JUST BECOME SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE? THE CONSTANT BANGING OUT OF CHRISTMAS SONGS! Yup, it’s that time of year again, the post Thanksgiving haze, where it is okay to blare out All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey. You can even mix it up with a wee bit of the The Pogues, a tad of Cliff Richard and a lot of Wham! WHAT IS CHRISTMAS WITHOUT ALL THOSE ANNOYING CHRISTMAS SONGS THAT ...

5 Crappy Places To Go On A First Date

5 Crappy Places To Go On A First Date

December 5th, 2016

1. Your house - You will look like a date rapist. Okay, perhaps not, but seriously, you’re putting your intentions very much on the line. We get it. You want to get in the girl’s pants. Please try and be less obvious. 2. Your mum’s house - This is kinda the same as the 1st one, but a little less sexual predatory. Instead, its a bit more keen. We may not want to be in a relationship with you and...

Where's all the Prince Harry dating gossip?

Where's all the Prince Harry dating gossip?

November 28th, 2016

I haven’t heard any dating gossip about Prince Harry in the longest while. This is both filling me with relief and stress. I loathe the royals and everything they stand for; inherited positions, nepotism and state funded luxury.     The thing with Prince Harry is he is such a good source of tabloid gossip. He just exudes public intrigue and mystery. I think he may be the onl...

5 Things To Do For Date Night In London

5 Things To Do For Date Night In London

November 21st, 2016

1. Go to your local - Don’t listen to that bird from Shaun of the Dead, the local is a more than adequate location for date night. This is London. Travel is expensive and drinks are half the price than they are in SoHo. 2. Soho - It’s a legendary night spot in Central London. You will have to pay at least nine pounds for a Moscow Mule. This is part of the deal of living in the capital; whining ...

Kylie Jenner dating the hottest

Kylie Jenner dating the hottest

November 15th, 2016

I’ve reached a certain point in my life, where the young celebrities of the moment are all younger than me. This is not okay. I’m not old. I’m not old, in the slightest manner. I can vote and the like, but I’m not a grandmother or anything. I’ve got a functioning body and I’ve never had to go to work for more than a summer.     But, there is this unsettling realisation that ...